This test is designed to help you analyze your Nerdity Quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, "You geek! What do you think you are doing?" Or maybe it's just us. In any event, we here at the Nerdity Testing Lab were prompted to ask "just what is a nerd?" In response, we came up with this test. By taking it, you will determine your current Nerdity Quotient (from 0% to 100%), with 100% roughly corresponding to a pile of sludge unable to communicate with anything human except through a device that is a miracle of modern medicine and engineering, and whose only connection to the outside world is through the computer internet system.