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Date Added: 7/20/2000
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Things you would like to say at work

1. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

2. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

3. Do I look like a people person?

4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

5. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. You!... Off my planet!

9. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

12. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

13. Allow me to introduce my selves.

14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

15. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

16. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

17. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

18. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

19. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

20. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

21. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

22. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

23. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

24. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

25. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

26. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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Things you would like to say at work, but cannot