E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard

You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip

Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/

Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna

Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog"

Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.2

On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.1

There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces on the keyboard