U know how yr in school and some days u jus really need a piss-about well we manage that every day in one way or another, including picking on weak-mainded stupid friends, and/or senile teachers.
The first one is at my school there are bins in one of the main corridors that are mobile across the slippy-ish floor, well my friend phil likes to pull these out and make tall morons who completely ignore them walk inyo them and trip up.
The next one is if u have white (dry wipe) boards at your school and your teacher often leavesd the board while they r writing up your homework take this oppurtunity to rub off what they've already written, Phil has taken to doing this.
If your English teacher, or anyt teacher likes to read out crap to the class whenever they finosh get a small group of friends to start and round of applause.
If u r sent on errand and on the way u come across a friend, or nebody 2 talk 2 stop and talk 2 them 4 ages untill returning 2 the class and asking the teacher what it was u were suppossed 2 b doing. Archer, he no's who he is, as done this with a tape and our german teacher.
Also fun is 2 start pointless arguements with the teachers 2 slow up the lesson.
Thanku 4 yr time, Buddha N.B these will only really work in the Uk
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