Ok, these are my two stories about some funny stuff, more of the "had to be there" stuff, but nonetheless entertaining:
~Hood Ornament~ It was January 1st, about 12:30 a.m., and me and some friends had a great idea. One of my friends, let's call him Bob, well, his mom had bought party favors, it was a big New Year's party. So we took a cardboard top hat and took it out in his backyard in some tall bushes so we were completely hidden. Then I took the hat and, under the cheering of my friends, crapped in it. But, since I hadn't eaten much since my last crap, only produced a golfball-like turd. "Bob" immediately took it, said "This is just a stick" and hucked it owards the other friends. Then they took turns dumping in this hat (pissing too). Then they took the hat (I followed) and they dumped the contents on the hood of their next door neighbor's car. The next day we checked and the car was gone, and apparentally, since there was no crap on the floor, our mixture had gotten stuck on their hood.
~Run like Hell~ One day i was walking from my bus stop to home, and while doing so i picked up a nail. As I turned the nail and looked at it, I got bored. So, at a house over a fence next to the road, I hurled the nail hard, and it flew true and hit the house with a THUNK. It was hilarious, and i ran all the way home. So then i started throwing stuff every day. One day i hucked a pinecone at the house, and someone yelled out "Hey!". I immediately ran like hell until i got home. But later, i told some kids that got off at the bus stop about a week later about "the house". Now, every day,they throw something at the house. Today, they threw an apple and a tennis ball at the house.