We were all out this one halloween and we didnt have much to do apart from egg the odd few houses we passed. we ended up visiting a friends house and he had some bangers. At first we were just gonna throw it somewhere and we didnt have much use for it. Later on that nigh we went trick or treating, and this one house didnt answer the door and we knew they were in. They were stupid enough to leave pumpkins outside their front porch so we stole a few and ran off. we smashed up the one pumpkin and then suddenly an idea came into our heads. we went to fetch another pumpkin to make up the two again, but the house owners were out looking for us and we had to run like hell. We ended up in an alleyway, close to the home of someone we really didnt like.
pumpkin+banger=pumpin everywhere and loud bang. this was gonna be funny. Two of the others ran into this guys street, lobbed eggs at his door, we waited around the back, and they placed the pumpkin on the ground right by his house, lit the banger inside it and ran off. Waitng round the back all we heard was this enormous bang and then we had our eggs left over to lob at the guys back windows. that night was hilarious. the stupid tosser still doesnt know who did it. But im sure he has his suspicions!!
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