The sounds: a disgusting medley of clicks and burps.
The sights: your nose glowing the same color as the links on your monitor.
You're on the WWW and you're sloshed.
The Drunk Browsing Test hopes to be your online breathalyzer. I'm not a doctor, substance-abuse professional or even psychologically stable. It will thus take me a trial-and-error process to find methods to determine your level of intoxication.