A few computer one-liners
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Submitted by: Dan Watling
Date Added: 12/24/2001
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What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord


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A few computer one-liners