Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard
You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip
Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/
Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna
Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog"
Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.2
On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.1
There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces on the keyboard